tom

tom
1. (Tom) (3748↑, 1068↓)
the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.

"god damnit\! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom\!"

Author: rachellefreak http://tom.urbanup.com/1598301
2. (Tom) (1971↑, 787↓)
The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.

Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.

3. (Tom) (1582↑, 731↓)
The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom\! MySpace had another mistake\! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it\!"

4. (Tom) (1188↑, 515↓)
Has extreme likeness to a [Matt]. A [Sexy Best]. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries* Girl 2: What's wrong?\! Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so... Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

5. (TOM) (1110↑, 710↓)
Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this? Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

6. (Tom) (601↑, 227↓)
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Advised for: Rachel Natasha Lauren Samantha

Tom is the most a-m-a-z-i-n-g boy ever. you should be sure to get a date with him

Author: loverboy90210 http://tom.urbanup.com/3600545
7. (Tom) (352↑, 94↓)
a beautiful man with an extraordinarily big penis and heroic testicles. makes every girl moist when he walks in the room

Girl 1: "ooh\! ive just had a strange sensation in between my legs" Girl 2: "me too" Guy 1: "dammit\! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"

Author: quickly\!\! http://tom.urbanup.com/4425258
8. (tom) (459↑, 346↓)
A man who is trying to create evil minions by brainwashing they via myspace. Why exactly he needs millions of minions I havn't exactly figured out. If you have a myspace delete tom before its too late\!

Tom might be using his minions to kill xanga, blogspot, and other such sited.

9. (Tom) (113↑, 74↓)
Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute. Plural is Toms

I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

Author: The-Twitching-Peanut http://tom.urbanup.com/1485786
10. (Tom) (66↑, 32↓)
Old British slang for "lesbian"

Annie is definitely a tom. I saw her kissing Liza.

Author: Tessa Quayle http://tom.urbanup.com/4474466
11. (Tom) (41↑, 10↓)
Tom's can often be the world's greatest people. They are funny and good looking, although they don't think they are. Often seen without the shirt on due to their unbelievebly good phisique. They are well known for having loads of friends and always being up for a laugh.

Girl: OMG did you see that guy's body on TV the other day? Girl 2: Yeah - he was such a Tom\!

Author: liverpoolfcforlife http://tom.urbanup.com/5251418
12. (Tom) (212↑, 191↓)
A geek that makes preppy girls happy around the world by creating [myspace] which happens to have server errors every 5 minutes. He is responsible for making this generation go down the drain because it`s what every other teenager talks about every 5 minutes.

&& ii L0oVE TOM. HE iiS S0o DREAMY F0oR MAKiiNG MYSPACE, LiiKE, C0oMMENT 0oN MY PAGE, GiiRLiiE\tom\! x0xo \<333

13. (Tom) (28↑, 10↓)
*1. A caring, yet sarcastic, and stubborn, cute boy. He will always compliment you no matter what you did. He make say sometimes, "Why do you hate me," but it blows over. When and if he is doubting you/ you are doubting him you/he will say I love you, and the problem will be solved. 2. The ruiner of the earth, otherwise known as the creator of MySpace. Brought to this world by Hitler and Osama Bin Laden. MYSPACE IS DEAD.

1. My boyfriend [Tom] is such a great person, he loves me (: 2. [MYSPACE] IS DEAD. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN, [FACEBOOK] IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Author: iLoveLlamas17 http://tom.urbanup.com/5357490
14. (Tom) (38↑, 20↓)
a flattering discritpion given to a person, referencing ''Tom'', the guy described below. Arguably the sole inspiration for pratically everything that is Awesome in this world. The global ruler of tomorrow. that guy that wears a dinner jacket to school sometimes. The Sworn Enemy of ''The Game''. The Immovable Object to Chuck Noriss's Irresistable Force And a Damn Funny Chappie, too\!

Gent 1: did you hear what fred said yesterday? Gent 2: yeah, that was funny shit\!\! he is such a tom\!\!\!

Author: thedoctor098 http://tom.urbanup.com/4479257
15. (Tom) (84↑, 67↓)
Stands for Time Of the Month. Code girls use to describe their [period]. Often described as a person.

I fucking hate Tom\! He sucks, I wish that he would go away so I would stop having these fucking cramps\!

Author: XoXSavannahxOx http://tom.urbanup.com/2983837
16. (Tom) (31↑, 18↓)
The name alone makes people 10km around shriek in excitement. Tom brings joy to all especially his girlfriend by being so damn awesome. Most frequently found in KD.

'i dream of tom nightly' 'hey you were so tom last night' 'nah way, im not nearly in the tom league'

17. (tom) (60↑, 48↓)
a short way of saying tomcat (n. a sexually active male with multiple female partners, v. to seek out new female partners)

i was chillin with that tom, jerry. that mutha gets more pussy than he can shake a stick at.

18. (Tom) (16↑, 5↓)
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Advised for: Raelynn

=] Tom your awesome

Author: tom-ass the train http://tom.urbanup.com/5721367
19. (Tom) (16↑, 7↓)
A person who is funny, sexy, amazing, awesome at guitar, loves pot noodle, has lots of great friends loves ketamine and is a crazy motherfucker. tscs ftw

Have you seen T..'' - ''Im here\!'' - ''i wish i was you, tom

20. (Tom) (37↑, 28↓)
American Hero.

If you need to be rescued, call on Tom

21. (tom) (8↑, 4↓)
Cockney rhyming slang for jewellery, preferably something classy and not a sovereign ring. Abbreviated from tomfoolery.

That's a nice bit of tom you've got there, luv\!

Author: A total Kent http://tom.urbanup.com/5476847
22. (tom) (47↑, 44↓)
A shorthand for "tomorrow." Used because tomorrow is a bitch to spell and is way longer than it should be.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to meet that girl today?" "No, dog. I meet her tom." "Hell yah man, totally do her." - A normal conversation "Tom, tom, tom, tom only a day away\!" - Sound of Music "The Day After Tom" - A shorthand for the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"

23. (TOM) (40↑, 37↓)
is the coolest dinosaur around. He's green with a cheeky big smile. If you know a TOM like this, you are amazing.

"My TOM is amazing."

24. (Tom) (6↑, 4↓)
An amazing guy who has your best interest at heart, hes sweet and caring and smart, hes strong and hes hot any girl would be lucky to date him. he is an awesome friend hes funny and wwitty and always up for an adventure. and the best boyfriend ever.

Tom, the best boyfriend ever.

25. (Tom) (6↑, 4↓)
A random, unexpected boner; happens at very embarassing times.

I was giving Mila Kunis a hug when I got a huge tom.

Author: finnafail200 http://tom.urbanup.com/5917863
26. (Tom) (1↑, 1↓)
best boyfriend a girl can ever ask for, smart caring and loveable.. his smile can light up the world and he makes people want to be the best they can be. very special and good at athletics. somone who deserves the world and is worth loving

" i love tom so much, i wish i could get him"

Author: Julia kockel http://tom.urbanup.com/6361026
27. (Tom) (2↑, 2↓)
A ray of sunshine on a rainy day, uses his charm and humour to lift your spirits and see perspective. Intelligent and complicated, and can put his foot in it, tactless at times. Once trust has been gained, a loyal friend for life, but cross him at your peril. You have been warned. simply a good person to have around, hopefully always.

(Tom) ( thomas)

28. (Tom) (2↑, 2↓)
Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom? me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

29. (Tom) (13↑, 13↓)
The MAN who gives the best hugs ever. He is also very hot. He has amazing abs and gives good piggy back rides. He's really funny and usually black.

Susan: You give good hugs\! You must be a Tom.

Author: Ahmed Aubudaubi http://tom.urbanup.com/5479306
30. (tom) (2↑, 2↓)
Slang for the word tomorrow. Usually used in text messages and online chat.

What are we doing tom? I dont know, you tell me.

Author: L and N Dawg http://tom.urbanup.com/5331211
31. (Tom) (12↑, 12↓)
An older man who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger woman. A male cougar. (Reference to a literal male cougar)

A tom without a kitten is like a dog without a bone.. and I just boned that kitten before Tom.

32. (tom) (5↑, 6↓)
more commanly know as a sociopath: a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience. has complete disregard for anyone else but cant help it cause it just how they function but its a complete idiot who will die alone with 47 cats. lying little shit. with a pigeon nose and cant even see over a car bonnet and cant last for more than 5 minutes absoloute bullshit. short little liar

i cant stand him hes a compelte tom

33. (Tom) (0↑, 1↓)
1)The process of smoking marijuana 2)A high-grade marijuana Originated in Macungie, PA

1)Hey guys do you wanna Tom later? 2)I got some ridiculous Tom today, I was so stoned I could barely see 3)That's some good fuckin Tom. 4)I'm screwed, my dad found my Tom.

Author: TheMayorMac http://tom.urbanup.com/6183273
34. (TOM) (2↑, 3↓)
Acronym for: [Technology] Orgasm Moment. Most commonly occurs at high tech companies where new discoveries are made.

That's some sexy technology...I am so happy, I could have a TOM\!

35. (TOM) (0↑, 1↓)
Time Of Month.

Wow\! Its her TOM\!

36. (Tom) (2↑, 3↓)
a Huge nerd living on earth. Tom usually a huge nerd who wears terrible clothing like shoes and has crappy shoes. Tom only has nerd friends or not very much friends

Guy 1\tom look at that nerd Guy 2\tomThats a Tom

37. (Tom) (9↑, 11↓)
The gayest person ever. A raging homosexual with no toes, likes eating ass and has very bad aids. Avoid at all costs.

Shit, there's that tom fella, we better cross the road we might catch something

38. (Tom) (2↑, 4↓)
An actor who needs to come out of the closet

Tom you gotta come outa the closet ohhmyygawd\!

Author: god_of_conquest http://tom.urbanup.com/5938559
39. (Tom) (68↑, 70↓)
When a guy flirts with you and acts like he's interested in you and then dissapears from the face of the earth. (he doesn't answer your phone calls or texts) What's even stranger he doesn't talk to the mutual friends between you two.

Person 1: What's wrong? Person 2: Oh I just got a Tom pulled on me.

Author: Njbfngijnfdsjnfdkjn http://tom.urbanup.com/3526973
40. (Tom) (13↑, 16↓)
A cunt.

Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.

Author: Smokey Tits http://tom.urbanup.com/5410429
41. (TOM) (3↑, 6↓)
An accepted abbreviation for home-field advantage.

Dude: I really like that girl, she's smokin\!\! Guy: Yeah she is Bro: No way either of you can get with her, that guy has TOM

Author: DudeManBroGuyChamp http://tom.urbanup.com/4967293
42. (Tom) (11↑, 14↓)
(verb) to have sex with someone in the brown eye

Dude, I totally tommed that chick last night. You should see her try and walk today\!

43. (TOM) (15↑, 18↓)
Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.

"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?" "TOM must be visiting her"

Author: transatlanticismx3 http://tom.urbanup.com/4115407
44. (Tom) (18↑, 21↓)
Tom, or 'Time Of Month', is a simple sort of abbreviation in case you don't like saying out loud that you're on your period.

I think Tom's on his way. I hate him.

Author: Poodley Star http://tom.urbanup.com/3799348
45. (Tom) (56↑, 59↓)
An old slang term for a lesbian

"Don't bother flirting, they're a couple of toms."

46. (TOM) (206↑, 209↓)
An acronym used to define "Time of Month" when a female has her menstrual period during the month.

"Oh dear, TOM just revealed himself on my new khakis."

47. (Tom) (5↑, 9↓)
The largest cockface in the entire world

Don't be a Tom

Author: columbianbambam http://tom.urbanup.com/5920878
48. (Tom) (10↑, 14↓)
A guy who seems perfect to date at first until you get to know him and find out he's a complete freak.

My ex-boyfriend turned out to be a total tom.

49. (Tom) (28↑, 32↓)
Commonly known as a retard. Referring to the Tom in The Secret of the American Teenager. Female Toms are referred to as Tammys or Tomias. Tom is an insult, but also a lifestyle.

Jon: "Kurt, do you know what 2+2 equals?" Kurt: "No.. that's too hard of a question\!" Jon: "Wow Kurt, you're such a Tom"

50. (Tom) (2↑, 7↓)
Some limp-dick asshole who thinks he's cool when rly he's a dickhead who does nothing but try an put people down and deprive them of their confidence.

[Lewis] who's that guy picking on [Colin]? [Matt] his name is Tom and ya know what, I've fucking had it with that asshole\!

51. (TOM) (3↑, 8↓)
A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.

Look Mom that guy bent over and pulled a Tom

Author: Masteroftheworld http://tom.urbanup.com/5586968
52. (Tom) (1↑, 6↓)
Tom is the opposite of George. It means bad, or is said when someone says something bad, or something a person(s) doesn't like. Old Slang

Girlfriend: "Hey, that shirts real Tom." Boyfriend: "You think so?" Girlfriend: "Yeah, that other shirt though, that was real George." ---- Guy 1: "Hey man, that album's real Tom." Guy 2: "Yeah, I agree."

53. (TOM) (1↑, 6↓)
time of the month

shes a bitch, go talk to her\! ok..... Whats up TOM?

54. (Tom) (4↑, 9↓)
A big time [creeper] with creeper broads. Can't spell phone and plays baby daddy to his trashy girlfriends. Dropped out of high school to persue a drug trafficking career\! CAN'T be trusted. Might look cute but his mommy spanks him. Tom`s are usually little bitches. Cries out like a little girl and LIES... about everything\!

Girl 1 – “Eh Tom. I hurd u’z got a babeh” Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh” Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man” Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed\!” Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“

Author: TomHnumber1FAN http://tom.urbanup.com/5228529
55. (Tom) (16↑, 21↓)
a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods. liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody

You is a fuckin Tom\! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY. Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you. Suck my left nut, Tom.

Author: your dad's man tits http://tom.urbanup.com/5192545
56. (tom) (1↑, 6↓)
monthly periods women have. a.k.a T ime O f M onth

Girl 1: my stomach hurts. Girl 2: awwe whats wrong? Girl 1: its tom.

57. (Tom) (1↑, 6↓)
goon, goonie, and goofy

Tom Haplin

Author: Harhoplesssgoal http://tom.urbanup.com/4735392
58. (Tom) (10↑, 16↓)
Big fat child, one upper in every aspect of life, usually drives a car that need more work then its worth, enjoys winter sports.

Man your fat little brother is being such a Tom.

Author: Relyt sirhc retep http://tom.urbanup.com/4706869
59. (Tom) (12↑, 18↓)
A short balding man with a very small weiner and a very large ego; overcompensaties for his "shortcomings" by becoming an overacheiver. Enjoys preening and peacocking; takes credits for other people's work

Girl 1: Did you meet that guy who won all those awards? Girl 2: Yeah, what a total Tom.

60. (Tom) (36↑, 42↓)
Commonly used military term for a private soldier in the army.

The floor needs sweeping. Ok, I'll get a TOM to do it.

Author: blackninja980 http://tom.urbanup.com/2599928
61. (Tom) (17↑, 25↓)
A man's testicle.

My left Tom is so sore. See also: Tom and Harry

62. (Tom) (10↑, 18↓)
The creator of MySpace, once a computer game hacker when he was 14 years old, who will one day brainwash the innocent minds of teens all over the world.

He will not stop until he has all the friends in the world. Tom MySpace

63. (Tom) (4↑, 14↓)
gayest name in the entire universe

Tom is gay

64. (Tom) (4↑, 14↓)
a turd.

I stelped on a big 'ol tom.

Author: Deep blue 2012 http://tom.urbanup.com/5110697
65. (tom) (16↑, 26↓)
Term used to describe the [man pussy] or [mangina]. May also be referred to as a [tom].

My [tom] quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.

Author: Queen without a cuntry http://tom.urbanup.com/4086721
66. (Tom) (42↑, 52↓)
To tom is an English slang term commonly used to describe a situation where a couple is engaging in intercourse and the man surprises the woman by switching from vaginal to anal intercourse.

You should have seen the look on her face when I tommed her. She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.

67. (tom) (25↑, 37↓)
A perpetual mistake resulting in the demise of a business or relationship.(n); the inability to make a decision or fu**ing something up.(v) when someone goofs up and does something really stupid.(adj.)

(n)The Youths of Amerika was never meant to succeed. It was tommed. (v)Our company is bankrupt\! Someone really tommed this one. (adj.)That sure was a tom thing to do. (v)Can't believe I tommed that up so bad.

68. (tom) (15↑, 27↓)
the jesus of myspace; he created a world in which people can become friends, lovers, and then meet up and rape each other.

Oh gosh, I'm so glad Tom made myspace...oh yeah but i do feel bad about Susan. -What happened? Didnt you hear? She met up with some kid she met on myspace and then she got raped and killed. -Oh, but that wont happen to me :)

69. (Tom) (17↑, 30↓)
Guy who is always wrong. Loses everything, has imaginary friends, and loves musicals.

person A:1+1=5 Person B: You're such a Tom, Jackson\!

70. (TOM) (6↑, 19↓)
Time Of the Month-- girls use only\!\! used if a girl is on her period; a way of disguising it.

Mary: whats wrong? you look sad. Jane: Nothing really, tom's just really pissing me off..

Author: Lil-Smurf-x http://tom.urbanup.com/4384040
71. (tom) (10↑, 23↓)
time of month

Kimberly couldnt swim besause of tom

Author: xxxryan45xxx http://tom.urbanup.com/4070039
72. (Tom) (41↑, 54↓)
Robot god. Inventor of the internet.

ZOMG Tom u made teh interwebz\!\!\!\!1\!11\!one\!1 Buttsecks now plz??\!/

Author: King Nick the XXVII http://tom.urbanup.com/2548986
73. (Tom) (17↑, 32↓)
A bitchy wuss man. Tends to be insecure, and whiny. He demands constant attention. A neglectful boyfriend that always has an excuse. When confronted, he cries- throws bitch fits and pleads to be kept. In all, a pussy.

"Dude, you know that Tom, god, whatta bitch"

Author: annabanannaramma http://tom.urbanup.com/4646506
74. (Tom) (21↑, 36↓)
He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

75. (Tom) (8↑, 23↓)
The hottest actor to play Superman...well, young Superman. He looks good in anything and has the most mezmorising eyes ever\! Talking about Tom Welling, by the way :)

[www.devotedtotomwelling.com] OR [www.tomwelling.com]

76. (Tom) (9↑, 26↓)
Not your friend.

Guy \#1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me. Guy \#2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway. Guy \#1: :O ...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.

Author: The Anonymouse http://tom.urbanup.com/3298385
77. (Tom) (28↑, 46↓)
a guy who cheats

"you tom" "stop being a tom"

78. (tom) (10↑, 28↓)
Short for tomorrow in internet slang or chat programs/rooms. Another form of the abbreviation is "toms".

Are we going out to the club tom?

79. (tom) (13↑, 32↓)
someone who steals all the sexy people. likes to have kinky times with people named chris and jonny. Watch out for tom hes a thief

Watch out tom might get him

80. (Tom) (52↑, 72↓)
An ungodly looking creature who often repulses the female gender.

"That guy is a nasty tom"

Author: Thomas Patrick Graser http://tom.urbanup.com/3187390
81. (Tom) (34↑, 54↓)
an austrailian who won't accept that austrailia sucks as a country

that guy talking about acdc was being a total tom

Author: robert rodine http://tom.urbanup.com/2682999
82. (tom) (23↑, 44↓)
A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes\! Haha yeah, what a Tom\!

Author: Project Mayhem http://tom.urbanup.com/2971105
83. (tom) (17↑, 39↓)
The faggot that owns myspace.Most people blame him for everything bad happening to them.And after all,he is a fag,how come he has the most friends in myspace.

Tom killed tupac. He killed Elvis Presley too and he is the reason for the destruction of the ozone layer.

Author: Tom from myspace is a real jerk http://tom.urbanup.com/2946420
84. (Tom) (28↑, 50↓)
The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight? Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do. James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us\!

Author: Jameseroonski http://tom.urbanup.com/2759997
85. (tom) (20↑, 42↓)
Someone who is not my friend\!\!\!

I don't know tom, how can he and i be friends.

Author: PAGIS\!\!\! http://tom.urbanup.com/2232216
86. (Tom) (12↑, 35↓)
A pale skinned alien demond, that has a head way to big for his body. Name often goes with Tom=ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\!\! really scary,amd often follows kids preferably kids with the names Brandon or Joe. He wants to Rape these kids, and has secret layers in the janitors closet. If u sweep for his janitor minions the wrong way they will kill u. Overall Tom has a big head, stocks kids, and has pale scary skin.

Hey whos that really scary kid that went into the Janitors Closet??? Noooo thats Tom, and hes raping Joe and Brandon...........AAAAHHHH he just got on the mothership\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

87. (Tom) (18↑, 42↓)
Probably one of the most generic people on earth, often has his name forgotten by others, or isnt even recognized. Also referred to by the name "John Doe"

Tom: hey guys\! jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name" Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"

Author: tom generic http://tom.urbanup.com/3644328
88. (Tom) (17↑, 41↓)
Stupid ginger homosexual bum who pretends to have a girlfriend but really dates blokes

Tom is dating some man from the pub, his life revolves around playing computer games, getting pissed and homosexual activity

Author: Tom Bosworth http://tom.urbanup.com/3359476
89. (tom) (2↑, 26↓)
lovely m's

blatantly could thnx tom

Author: laurenlovespaulpls http://tom.urbanup.com/3210326
90. (Tom) (21↑, 47↓)
A pale skinned fagget that no one likes. He hangs out with people, but they all secretly hate him. His head is abnormally small compared to his broad shouldered body. Oh man tom is just the equivalent of retarded.

" Who's that pale skinned fucker over there" "Oh that's just Tom" " Is he dying?" " No he's just that pale"

Author: TOMISABIGJERKOFFSHIT http://tom.urbanup.com/3942939
91. (tom) (7↑, 34↓)
That one guy who always appears first on your myspace friends list. Most people will delete him. Loners will keep him, for they have no actual friends to add. If it wasn't for him, that one girl who comitted suicide because of her fake online boyfriend would still be alive right now.

Loner girl (commenting Tom's profile): lyk omg tom\! did u kno ur on my top 5??? comment me back pls\!

Author: candyland717 http://tom.urbanup.com/3168371
92. (Tom) (45↑, 72↓)
the name of a person who is by definition a Tool, Asshat, Tryhard. Also a points system which is administered to reflect the level of Toolness, Asshated or Tryharistic behaivour.

"That guy is such an Asshat." "Yeah he's definatly Tom." You scored 1000 Tom points for ........ (insert action which is Tollish, Asshated of Tryhardastic)

Author: shift11111111111 http://tom.urbanup.com/2468165
93. (tom) (11↑, 39↓)
a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). tom's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy\! nice to meet you\!" tom: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

Author: iiknow everything http://tom.urbanup.com/4065469
94. (Tom) (20↑, 53↓)
a douchebag full of cumdumpsters indcluding matt

matt's such a tom

Author: Mattisgay....and so is tom http://tom.urbanup.com/3530888
95. (tom) (41↑, 74↓)
A verb that means to go to the bathroom. This was derived from a fiber supplement commercial in which three men went to the bathroom at the same time everyday (the supplement kept them "regular") and each day called out each others' names.

"I need to tom like a racehorse."

96. (tom) (39↑, 110↓)
A code word for alcohol. used when someone who shouldnt no alcohol is around is... around.

"Is Tom comin to this party dude?" "FUCK YEA\!\!\!\!"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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